(Warning: post to be read tongue-in-cheek. No cheating allowed!)
You may have noticed that I recently added the cute little orange RSS button to my page, and am now also proudly showing off the number of subscribers in the equally cute feedburner box. That got me to thinking that I should investigate how one "grows" a blog, and I'm glad I did, because according to a number of scallywag sources (see skelliewag's excellent post), I'm doing it ALL wrong. Snort.
Apparently no self-respecting blogger posts their count number until it reaches a number they can be proud of. This number could be 100, 300, or 1000, but definitely not 7. Seven, although considered a lucky number in many other respects, is decidedly not lucky in growing one's blog. I'm also guilty of not putting it in the proper place (where exactly IS above the fold?), am not letting people subscribe by email (okay, maybe I'll change that), am not welcoming people at the beginning of every post, and am not begging (er, politely asking) readers at the end of each post to subscribe.
I'm amiss in many other ways as well. My online social networking skills, as it turns out, are about as good as my offline ones. Hmmm, that's definitely not promising. I shall make amends and do more linking, commenting, and perhaps start a blogroll. My blog itself has key flaws too, notably that it doesn't have a well-defined target audience, and covers too many topics. Passion, purpose and creativity will have to be set free if I want the blog to be more focused. Even "fascination with all things money" is probably too broad. Oh dear.
My posts too, are problematic. Too long (Internet readers are NOT readers, but skimmers), not value-packed enough, lacking in content, and lacking catchy titles. The one thing I have done right I believe, is to keep my blog looking nice and clean. Although, it really does look like a regular blog, and not a website that would have readers think of me as an authority. A popular authority at that.
Which leads me back to my 7 (has it gone down already?!) readers. Even if you're not a number I'm supposed to be proud of, I actually am, because I value every person who makes me think that I'm not just writing into thin air. I appreciate every visit, every comment (I'm quite friendly, so come and join the backstage fun!), and every subscription. I will also continue to reflect and post on most of the topics mentioned in my bio, because they're all important, they're all connected, and I can't help but think that readers of this blog will be as multi-faceted as the blog itself.
So welcome, old and new readers. I look forward to getting to know you better. And because I really wouldn't mind a bigger readership, I may even award prizes to the 10th and 100th subscribers! So, um, click the orange button if you don't mind. Please?